So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…

So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…