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		<title>If you like Ferris Bueller &amp; Fight Club, This Will Be the Best Thing You See Today</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This will be the best thing you see today unless, that is, you're able to see me bending over to pick something up, and your view is from the rear, because then, and only then will you see something better than this video today.]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/07/if-you-like-ferris-bueller-fight-club-this-will-be-the-best-thing-you-see-today/</link>
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		<title>The Coolest Kid Ever?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not talking about Macaulay Culkin. This is a picture of me and my brothers waiting for the school bus in what I&#8217;m guessing is 1985 or 1986 (&#8217;87 at the latest).  If you haven&#8217;t figured it out, I&#8217;m the one in the cool shades and the tucked in Spiderman t-shirt. Thank goodness I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/07/the-coolest-kid-ever/</link>
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		<title>If Tony Micelli was my Best Friend&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you imagine it? Heck, I bet you already have.]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/07/if-tony-micelli-was-my-best-friend/</link>
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		<title>i-Dosing &#8211; Real or Stupid Teenage Fad?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Audio drugs? There's an app for that. ]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/07/i-dosing-real-or-stupid-teenage-fad/</link>
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		<title>Joey Cape, Tony Sly and Labatt 50s</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Another 50 please]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/07/joey-cape-tony-sly-and-labatt-50s/</link>
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		<title>Why do non-Italians hate the Italian Soccer Team?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most everyone will agree, Italy is a beautiful country. Great food. Great people. So why do so many people (including myself) hate the Italian Soccer team? Italians might tell you it&#8217;s because The Azzurri are a great team and always have been. But by that logic, shouldn&#8217;t everyone hate Brazil too? Others will tell you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/06/why-do-non-italians-hate-the-italian-soccer-team/</link>
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		<title>Who Do You Want to Win the 2010 FIFA World Cup?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The FIFA 2010 World Cup of Soccer is upon us and everyone is flying their flags and sporting their team&#8217;s colors. So the question is, who are you rooting for? For those of you who don&#8217;t care, there&#8217;s an option for you on there too. Remember the question isn&#8217;t who do you think is going [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/06/who-do-you-want-to-win-the-2010-world-cup/</link>
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		<title>Long Time, No See&#8230;Said the old blind man who speaks poor English.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t been updating the website recently. Why? I dunno. Laziness, busyness, a two week bout with explosive diarrhea? Take your pick. They might all be true. It&#8217;s my birthday tomorrow. I&#8217;m pretty excited about it. I like having people celebrate my ability to survive yet another year. How do I do it? I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/06/long-time-no-see-said-the-old-blind-man-who-speaks-poor-english/</link>
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		<title>Garage Sale Awesomeness</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Corrupt Camel finds some gems at the annual charity garage sale. ]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/05/garage-sale-awesomeness/</link>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Stolen Link: MANtage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally, a montage made for men, about men.]]></description>
		<link>http://corruptcamel.com/2010/05/todays-stolen-link-mantage/</link>
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