Perhaps my neighbors were under the impression I’d grown tired of their mixed bag of pleasure sounds, because they’ve added a new audible to their sexual repertoire.
Category Archives: WTF?
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
Funny Search Engine Terms Used to Find CorruptCamel.com
Below are some of the bizarre search engine terms people have used to find my website. These are all real.
Is this like your first kiss?
I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.
Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet
So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
Category Archives: WTF?
I Can Hear You Having Sex – *UPDATE*
Perhaps my neighbors were under the impression I’d grown tired of their mixed bag of pleasure sounds, because they’ve added a new audible to their sexual repertoire.
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
Funny Search Engine Terms Used to Find CorruptCamel.com
Below are some of the bizarre search engine terms people have used to find my website. These are all real.
Is this like your first kiss?
I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.
Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet
So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
Category Archives: WTF?
I Can Hear You Having Sex – *UPDATE*
Perhaps my neighbors were under the impression I’d grown tired of their mixed bag of pleasure sounds, because they’ve added a new audible to their sexual repertoire.
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
Funny Search Engine Terms Used to Find CorruptCamel.com
Below are some of the bizarre search engine terms people have used to find my website. These are all real.
Is this like your first kiss?
I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.
Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet
So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
Category Archives: WTF?
I Can Hear You Having Sex – *UPDATE*
Perhaps my neighbors were under the impression I’d grown tired of their mixed bag of pleasure sounds, because they’ve added a new audible to their sexual repertoire.
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
Funny Search Engine Terms Used to Find CorruptCamel.com
Below are some of the bizarre search engine terms people have used to find my website. These are all real.
Is this like your first kiss?
I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.
Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet
So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
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