A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.
Category Archives: Things You Should Do
A Breakthrough in Facial Recognition
There was something about your face that held my gaze. If your face were on the back of a shampoo bottle I’d never bring a magazine into the bathroom.
How to Win at Valentine’s Day
I have to tell guys this every year: Valentine’s Day isn’t about you. You don’t like Valentine’s Day? Tough titties. If you like or love your woman, you’ll get off your lazy ass and do something. Anything. Remember when you were single on Valentine’s Day and you would think, boy I wish I had a…
Why do we Work for the Weekends?
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
The Ideal Age
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Drank Too Much,Yet Woke Up Hangover Free? Here’s Why.
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
I Can Hear You Having Sex
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
Being a Number in University Isn’t that Bad
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Category Archives: Things You Should Do
St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times
A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.
A Breakthrough in Facial Recognition
There was something about your face that held my gaze. If your face were on the back of a shampoo bottle I’d never bring a magazine into the bathroom.
How to Win at Valentine’s Day
I have to tell guys this every year: Valentine’s Day isn’t about you. You don’t like Valentine’s Day? Tough titties. If you like or love your woman, you’ll get off your lazy ass and do something. Anything. Remember when you were single on Valentine’s Day and you would think, boy I wish I had a…
Why do we Work for the Weekends?
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
The Ideal Age
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Drank Too Much,Yet Woke Up Hangover Free? Here’s Why.
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
I Can Hear You Having Sex
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
Being a Number in University Isn’t that Bad
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Category Archives: Things You Should Do
St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times
A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.
A Breakthrough in Facial Recognition
There was something about your face that held my gaze. If your face were on the back of a shampoo bottle I’d never bring a magazine into the bathroom.
How to Win at Valentine’s Day
I have to tell guys this every year: Valentine’s Day isn’t about you. You don’t like Valentine’s Day? Tough titties. If you like or love your woman, you’ll get off your lazy ass and do something. Anything. Remember when you were single on Valentine’s Day and you would think, boy I wish I had a…
Why do we Work for the Weekends?
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
The Ideal Age
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Drank Too Much,Yet Woke Up Hangover Free? Here’s Why.
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
I Can Hear You Having Sex
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
Being a Number in University Isn’t that Bad
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Category Archives: Things You Should Do
St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times
A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.
A Breakthrough in Facial Recognition
There was something about your face that held my gaze. If your face were on the back of a shampoo bottle I’d never bring a magazine into the bathroom.
How to Win at Valentine’s Day
I have to tell guys this every year: Valentine’s Day isn’t about you. You don’t like Valentine’s Day? Tough titties. If you like or love your woman, you’ll get off your lazy ass and do something. Anything. Remember when you were single on Valentine’s Day and you would think, boy I wish I had a…
Why do we Work for the Weekends?
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
The Ideal Age
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Drank Too Much,Yet Woke Up Hangover Free? Here’s Why.
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
I Can Hear You Having Sex
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
Being a Number in University Isn’t that Bad
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
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