I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
I swore I wouldn’t be working for the weekend, and yet here I am, fingers grudgingly typing emails and dialing telephones while the sun shines outside and people sip cold beer on patios…
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
At least once in your life, most likely after watching a watching a vampire flick or a movie involving a fountain of youth, you will ask yourself and your friends what the ideal age is. What age would you like to remain forever?
Ever wake up after a night of drinking more shots than a group of sailors on shore leave and say, “Holy shit, I feel mutha fukkin good today!”?
New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”
Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.
It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…
I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.
A good clip for anyone who’s had a jerk prof or TA.
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…