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Tour de France Leader Refuses to Wear Yellow Jersey: “Pat on the Back Will Suffice”

Tour de France Leader Refuses to Wear Yellow Jersey: “Pat on the Back Will Suffice”

Montpellier, FRANCE – Australia’s Daryl Impey, the current leader after 6 stages of the Tour de France, refuses to wear the coveted Yellow Jersey. After obtaining the lead following a grueling ride from Aix-en-Provence to Montpellier, he was handed the dripping wet yellow jersey from Orica Greenedge teammate Simon Gerrans. “Really?” He asked, taking the… Continue Reading

NFLer Aaron Hernandez Attempts to Fool Police by Pretending Not to Have Arms

NFLer Aaron Hernandez Attempts to Fool Police by Pretending Not to Have Arms

ATTLEBORO, MASSACHUSETTS – New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was arrested and charged with the murder of semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd today. In an attempt to fool police officers, Hernandez deftly tucked his arms into the sleeves of his white t-shirt and claimed there was no way he could be the murderer, because… Continue Reading