I used to love Rubik’s Cubes. Puzzles are sweet. But each encounter I had with the owner of a cube taught me otherwise. Rubik’s Cubes, my friends, are for assholes. Here’s why. 1. It’s a trap! Owners of the colorful cubes usually keep it on full display, probably next to other douchey items, with an… Continue Reading
It was a fun song if you like poorly written songs about getting donged by a cowboy. But what does the chorus mean exactly? Continue Reading
There have been many celebrity deaths of late. David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince: gone. What do you do when you don’t care about a celebrity who just died? Continue Reading
Many millennials experience a glitch, best exemplified by an inability to finish one particular sentence, which is begs the question: can’t even what? Continue Reading
There can only be one…Is no longer the Highlander motto. Originally, in order to obtain the title of Highlander, immortals battled each other in ritual single combat to the death, with the last immortal standing obtaining “The Prize” and becoming the one true Highlander.
From a hiring process, this created some problems though. Continue Reading