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He-Man Not a Master of the Universe, Merely Has Bachelor’s Degree

He-Man Not a Master of the Universe, Merely Has Bachelor’s Degree

Castle Grayskull, ETERNIA – It appears, He-Man, the man everyone assumed to be a Master of the Universe never actually finished grad school. “Guys, gimme a break. I mean, It’s not a complete lie, I finished the course work, but never got around to completing my thesis,” exclaimed He-Man, back peddling nervously amongst a sea…

iPhones Give You Hemorrhoids

iPhones Give You Hemorrhoids

I bet the title of this article has Apple fan boys angry and Apple haters licking their chops at the opportunity to arm themselves with anti-Apple ammo. Truth is, all smartphones can lead you down the path to butt hurt, but putting “iPhone” in the title has a way of grabbing more attention and this…

Getting a Parcel from a Twitter Friend: The Australian Care Package

Getting a Parcel from a Twitter Friend: The Australian Care Package

Imagine receiving a package from another country. A package filled with magical items exclusive only to that country. Imagine receiving this package from someone you’ve never actually met in person. Those who are paranoid might see this as a recipe for disaster, but for me, this was a recipe for awesome. This is the Australian…

How to Get the Best Price on a New Car

How to Get the Best Price on a New Car

Talk to anyone who has bought a car and he will tell you he got a great deal. But if car salesmen are the slimes we make them out to be, how is everyone getting a great deal? The answer is simple, if a car salesman has done his job right, he will convince you…