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How to Sell Your Grandma

Has your Grandma been collecting dust for too long? Cooking not up to par anymore? Is the $5 she gives you on your birthday not worth the time and effort involved with tolerating her worsening senility? Continue Reading

10 Reasons Why Santa Claus is Evil

Our parents taught us to never trust or talk to strangers, especially those offering toys or candy, and yet, our hypocritical parents let St. Nick into our house with both toys and candy. You might say, “So what? No harm, no foul. Who doesn’t like Santa?” You shouldn’t. Here’s why… Continue Reading