Category Archives: Lists

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

st paddy's day checklist

A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.

9 Rules for Nose Picking

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Before you haphazardly jam your finger up your nose again, here are some ground rules.

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

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Iggy Pop has been going shirtless his whole career. Problem is, he’s pushing 65 and it’s starting to get gross. Here are some reasons Iggy should wear a shirt.

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

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Everyone has spoiled something for someone at some point. Just be careful not to be the spoiler on a regular basis or you’ll find out soon enough that your face is becoming a fist magnet.

6 Types of Party Douchebags

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If you’ve been to enough parties, you’ve probably had a run in with these douchebags.

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

Slap in the face

The age-old question is: when do you know it’s time to take your hand from your holster and unleash a five-finger salute to the slappee’s face?

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

Almost everyone has tried having a long distance relationship in their lifetime, and have done so with high hopes of success, but from what I’ve seen, 95% of long distance relationships end in crying, wall punching and photo burning.

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency.

As Seen on the Facebook News Feed – Get Off Your Ass and Vote

Are you ever part of or witness to a Facebook conversation that is so ridiculous, you have to show people? Well, that’s what “As Seen on the Facebook News Feed” is all about.

21 Signs You’re Addicted to Coffee

I remember when you had coffee just to chase away an evil midweek hangover. Times have changed.

8 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny is Evil

You think the Easter Bunny is friendly? It’s that kind of thinking that will get your head torn off, painted, and tossed into a wicker basket on a pile of Mini-Eggs. Here are 8 reasons why the Easter Bunny is evil.

8 Reasons Why The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Must Die

The Filet-O-Fish is so mediocre it is best described by the word, “Meh”. Let’s kill the mofo.

7 Ways to Guarantee You Have Fun on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s time to put on some green, drink some Guinness, and jig O’mofos!

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

So you want to kick someone in the nuts? Great, here are the ground rules.

5 Celebrity Teams Who Are Famous for Being Famous

Talent is not a necessary requirement to being famous.

Category Archives: Lists

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

st paddy's day checklist

A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.

9 Rules for Nose Picking

barbrastreisand

Before you haphazardly jam your finger up your nose again, here are some ground rules.

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

iggypopnoshirt1

Iggy Pop has been going shirtless his whole career. Problem is, he’s pushing 65 and it’s starting to get gross. Here are some reasons Iggy should wear a shirt.

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

iseespoilers1

Everyone has spoiled something for someone at some point. Just be careful not to be the spoiler on a regular basis or you’ll find out soon enough that your face is becoming a fist magnet.

6 Types of Party Douchebags

douchebags

If you’ve been to enough parties, you’ve probably had a run in with these douchebags.

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

Slap in the face

The age-old question is: when do you know it’s time to take your hand from your holster and unleash a five-finger salute to the slappee’s face?

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

Almost everyone has tried having a long distance relationship in their lifetime, and have done so with high hopes of success, but from what I’ve seen, 95% of long distance relationships end in crying, wall punching and photo burning.

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency.

As Seen on the Facebook News Feed – Get Off Your Ass and Vote

Are you ever part of or witness to a Facebook conversation that is so ridiculous, you have to show people? Well, that’s what “As Seen on the Facebook News Feed” is all about.

21 Signs You’re Addicted to Coffee

I remember when you had coffee just to chase away an evil midweek hangover. Times have changed.

8 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny is Evil

You think the Easter Bunny is friendly? It’s that kind of thinking that will get your head torn off, painted, and tossed into a wicker basket on a pile of Mini-Eggs. Here are 8 reasons why the Easter Bunny is evil.

8 Reasons Why The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Must Die

The Filet-O-Fish is so mediocre it is best described by the word, “Meh”. Let’s kill the mofo.

7 Ways to Guarantee You Have Fun on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s time to put on some green, drink some Guinness, and jig O’mofos!

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

So you want to kick someone in the nuts? Great, here are the ground rules.

5 Celebrity Teams Who Are Famous for Being Famous

Talent is not a necessary requirement to being famous.

Category Archives: Lists

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

st paddy's day checklist

A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.

9 Rules for Nose Picking

barbrastreisand

Before you haphazardly jam your finger up your nose again, here are some ground rules.

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

iggypopnoshirt1

Iggy Pop has been going shirtless his whole career. Problem is, he’s pushing 65 and it’s starting to get gross. Here are some reasons Iggy should wear a shirt.

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

iseespoilers1

Everyone has spoiled something for someone at some point. Just be careful not to be the spoiler on a regular basis or you’ll find out soon enough that your face is becoming a fist magnet.

6 Types of Party Douchebags

douchebags

If you’ve been to enough parties, you’ve probably had a run in with these douchebags.

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

Slap in the face

The age-old question is: when do you know it’s time to take your hand from your holster and unleash a five-finger salute to the slappee’s face?

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

Almost everyone has tried having a long distance relationship in their lifetime, and have done so with high hopes of success, but from what I’ve seen, 95% of long distance relationships end in crying, wall punching and photo burning.

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency.

As Seen on the Facebook News Feed – Get Off Your Ass and Vote

Are you ever part of or witness to a Facebook conversation that is so ridiculous, you have to show people? Well, that’s what “As Seen on the Facebook News Feed” is all about.

21 Signs You’re Addicted to Coffee

I remember when you had coffee just to chase away an evil midweek hangover. Times have changed.

8 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny is Evil

You think the Easter Bunny is friendly? It’s that kind of thinking that will get your head torn off, painted, and tossed into a wicker basket on a pile of Mini-Eggs. Here are 8 reasons why the Easter Bunny is evil.

8 Reasons Why The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Must Die

The Filet-O-Fish is so mediocre it is best described by the word, “Meh”. Let’s kill the mofo.

7 Ways to Guarantee You Have Fun on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s time to put on some green, drink some Guinness, and jig O’mofos!

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

So you want to kick someone in the nuts? Great, here are the ground rules.

5 Celebrity Teams Who Are Famous for Being Famous

Talent is not a necessary requirement to being famous.

Category Archives: Lists

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

st paddy's day checklist

A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.

9 Rules for Nose Picking

barbrastreisand

Before you haphazardly jam your finger up your nose again, here are some ground rules.

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

iggypopnoshirt1

Iggy Pop has been going shirtless his whole career. Problem is, he’s pushing 65 and it’s starting to get gross. Here are some reasons Iggy should wear a shirt.

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

iseespoilers1

Everyone has spoiled something for someone at some point. Just be careful not to be the spoiler on a regular basis or you’ll find out soon enough that your face is becoming a fist magnet.

6 Types of Party Douchebags

douchebags

If you’ve been to enough parties, you’ve probably had a run in with these douchebags.

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

Slap in the face

The age-old question is: when do you know it’s time to take your hand from your holster and unleash a five-finger salute to the slappee’s face?

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

Almost everyone has tried having a long distance relationship in their lifetime, and have done so with high hopes of success, but from what I’ve seen, 95% of long distance relationships end in crying, wall punching and photo burning.

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency.

As Seen on the Facebook News Feed – Get Off Your Ass and Vote

Are you ever part of or witness to a Facebook conversation that is so ridiculous, you have to show people? Well, that’s what “As Seen on the Facebook News Feed” is all about.

21 Signs You’re Addicted to Coffee

I remember when you had coffee just to chase away an evil midweek hangover. Times have changed.

8 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny is Evil

You think the Easter Bunny is friendly? It’s that kind of thinking that will get your head torn off, painted, and tossed into a wicker basket on a pile of Mini-Eggs. Here are 8 reasons why the Easter Bunny is evil.

8 Reasons Why The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Must Die

The Filet-O-Fish is so mediocre it is best described by the word, “Meh”. Let’s kill the mofo.

7 Ways to Guarantee You Have Fun on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s time to put on some green, drink some Guinness, and jig O’mofos!

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

So you want to kick someone in the nuts? Great, here are the ground rules.

5 Celebrity Teams Who Are Famous for Being Famous

Talent is not a necessary requirement to being famous.