Category Archives: Lists

The Top 5 Creepiest Fast-Food Mascots

The Top 5 Creepiest Fast-Food Mascots

For some seriously bizarre reason, there are an inexcusably large number of creepy fast-food mascots. As if mystery meat, morbid obesity, and heart disease aren’t enough to deter the average customer, fast food businesses throw in a creepy mascot to boot.Continue Reading

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

St.Patrick’s Day Checklist For Awesome Times

A handy tool to guarantee St. Paddy’s Day is the best it can possibly be.Continue Reading

9 Rules for Nose Picking

9 Rules for Nose Picking

Before you haphazardly jam your finger up your nose again, here are some ground rules.Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

8 Reasons Why Iggy Pop Should Wear a Shirt

Iggy Pop has been going shirtless his whole career. Problem is, he’s pushing 65 and it’s starting to get gross. Here are some reasons Iggy should wear a shirt.Continue Reading

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

SPOILER ALERT: 7 Reasons People Love to Play the Role of Spoiler

Everyone has spoiled something for someone at some point. Just be careful not to be the spoiler on a regular basis or you’ll find out soon enough that your face is becoming a fist magnet.Continue Reading

6 Types of Party Douchebags

6 Types of Party Douchebags

If you’ve been to enough parties, you’ve probably had a run in with these douchebags.Continue Reading

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

How and When to Slap Someone in the Face

The age-old question is: when do you know it’s time to take your hand from your holster and unleash a five-finger salute to the slappee’s face?Continue Reading

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

9 Reasons Why Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

Almost everyone has tried having a long distance relationship in their lifetime, and have done so with high hopes of success, but from what I’ve seen, 95% of long distance relationships end in crying, wall punching and photo burning. Continue Reading

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency. Continue Reading

As Seen on the Facebook News Feed – Get Off Your Ass and Vote

Are you ever part of or witness to a Facebook conversation that is so ridiculous, you have to show people? Well, that’s what “As Seen on the Facebook News Feed” is all about.Continue Reading

21 Signs You’re Addicted to Coffee

I remember when you had coffee just to chase away an evil midweek hangover. Times have changed.Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why the Easter Bunny is Evil

You think the Easter Bunny is friendly? It’s that kind of thinking that will get your head torn off, painted, and tossed into a wicker basket on a pile of Mini-Eggs. Here are 8 reasons why the Easter Bunny is evil.Continue Reading

8 Reasons Why The McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish Must Die

The Filet-O-Fish is so mediocre it is best described by the word, “Meh”. Let’s kill the mofo.Continue Reading

7 Ways to Guarantee You Have Fun on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s time to put on some green, drink some Guinness, and jig O’mofos!Continue Reading

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

How and When to Kick a Man in the Nuts

So you want to kick someone in the nuts? Great, here are the ground rules.Continue Reading