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The Top 5 Creepiest Fast-Food Mascots

The Top 5 Creepiest Fast-Food Mascots

For some seriously bizarre reason, there are an inexcusably large number of creepy fast-food mascots. As if mystery meat, morbid obesity, and heart disease aren’t enough to deter the average customer, fast food businesses throw in a creepy mascot to boot.Continue Reading

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

How to Prepare and Cook a Human

If your plane crashed in the Andes and you were starving to death and needed to eat the other dead passengers to survive that would be one thing, but if you’re here reading this, you clearly have internet access so I doubt there’s any real emergency. Continue Reading