ATTLEBORO, MASSACHUSETTS – New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was arrested and charged with the murder of semi-pro football player Odin Lloyd today. In an attempt to fool police officers, Hernandez deftly tucked his arms into the sleeves of his white t-shirt and claimed there was no way he could be the murderer, because he had no arms. Police, inspecting the given description of Hernandez, and seeing that the suspect should be considered armed and dangerous, were fooled momentarily and had even apologized to Hernandez for the misunderstanding.
However, the brilliant plan was foiled when the police officer turned to walk away and dropped his notepad on the front steps of the Hernandez home. The NFL pro, momentarily forgetting his ingenious scheme, bent over and picked it up with one hand poking out from the bottom of his t-shirt. When he handed it to the officer, the jig was up.