Reader Poll: Who Does Maria Shriver Look Like Most?

The one couple that proved not all celebrity relationships are doomed to fail, has failed. Why has it failed? Frankly, Arnie can do better. Check out his resume:

1 – # of times he was crowned Mr. Universe

7 – # of times he was named Mr. Olympia

$1,615,501,623 – Total gross of his movies

7 – movies Arnold has starred in that have grossed more than $100 million

8 – Number of years as Governor of California (yes, he was elected and re-elected).

135 – His IQ.

 

Some might argue that Maria Shriver has a pretty great resume too, and I’d agree. Let’s check it out.

Shriver has been compared to…

Skeletor,

The Crypt Keeper,

Geena Davis’s character (Barbara) at the end of Beetlejuice.

Older, uglier Fergie without the confusing hotness.