Why Christina Aguilera Messed Up Anthem Lyrics

DALLAS – With saliva running down her chin, Christina Aguilera skipped over a line while singing The Star Spangled Banner prior to Super Bowl XLV. After the game, CorruptCamel.com had the opportunity to talk to Christina about her performance.

CorruptCamel: So, let’s cut to the chase, what happened?

Christina Aguilera: Well, everything was going great, and then I glanced over to the bleachers, you know, to see if the fans were digging my performance, and that’s when I saw a Packers fan eating a delicious, juicy hot dog.

CC: I don’t understand.

CA: The hot dog had ALL the fix-ins.

CC: So, you were hungry?

CA: Starving. I hadn’t eaten in almost 12 minutes!!

CC: Ok, so to be clear, you got distracted by a hot dog, because you were hungry, and missed a line of the anthem. Is that what happened?

CA: Oh my goodness no, I’m a professional. I just figured if I skipped a couple of lines I could get me one of those doggers even sooner.

CC: Don’t you think your country’s National Anthem is more important than a hot dog?

CA: It had all the fix-ins!

CC: Moving on, you used to be hot, now you’re kind of a chubba-baloo. I’d go as far as to say you kind of look like Cyndi Lauper. What happened? Are you preg-o?

CA: You don’t happen to have a hot dog you could give me, do you?

CC: Christina, this is a phone interview.

CA: All the fix-ins please.

CC: I’m not even in the same country as y–

CA: –fix-ins!

*Click*

Please bring back the hot Christina Aguilera. We miss her.

  • pubgirl29

    That’s hilarious! We all thought she’d morphed into Cindy Lauper too!
    ps the Star said there was a 1in5 chance she’d mess up.

    • Should of bet on Xtina messing up instead of betting on the Steelers.

  • darnell

    At least she was better then the black eyed peaas

    • This is true. They almost completely overshadowed her…Almost.

  • All the fix-ins please. Hilarious.

    Luckily I missed her performance as I was watching a top gear marathon until the game started. Skipped the Black Eyed Peas too, but that was because I tuned over to the puppy bowl kitty halftime show. I know what’s entertaining.

    • Missed the anthem and unfortunately saw the half-time show. These folks need to go back to their basics: look good, lip synch.

      • I thought will.i.am’s hair helmet was pretty neat…

    • You’re always one step ahead of the game

  • The picture on the right is fantastic (from a funny point of view).

    The others are good from a hotness point of view.

    • If I had read this while eating my 3 main joys in life would’ve been fulfilled at once. Wow.

      • You’ve got your priorities straight my friend.

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