Miley Cyrus Has Boobs

The moment a female celeb turns 18, she tosses the good girl routine, along with her conservative clothing, out the window. No longer does she save herself for marriage or say her virginity belongs to Jesus, but now with hiked up skirts, boobs spilling out of her top and a nose full of cocaine, she is all grown up. Men everywhere rejoice, no longer must they keep their silence about how hot they think she is.

FACT: The unspoken adult male rule is that it’s okay to rave about a celeb’s hotness once she’s over 18. Do female’s have the same rule?

Somewhat recently, Miss Hannah Montana herself, Myley Cyrus, turned 18.  At her birthday party she was caught, on video no less, smoking a bong (see pic below), which she claimed was the legal drug salvia. Months later, at the pre-Grammy gala, Cyrus let her boobs out for the media and the rest of the world to see. Billy Ray Cyrus’s achy breaky heart was broken and earthquakes erupted on a global scale as, simultaneously, men of all ages high-fived and then ran into the bathroom with a box of Kleenex.

The truth is, these 18 year old celebs have grown up too fast, skipping childhood and their experimental teens, and are simply trying to make up for lost time. We should all be so thankful we didn’t have a parade of media watching our every action, God knows most of us have done a lot worse than Miley in our day. Somehow I don’t think she’s finished. I expect there might be a few more parties in the USA.

The Take Home Message: Miley’s got boobs, she’s allowed to show them off and you’re allowed to talk about them, you know, if you want to.

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