If Geeks Had Their Way: Starbucks Meets Star Wars

The Empire has decided to get into the coffee business.

Their new franchise, Death Starbucks, will be run by CEO Java the Hutt.

  • Amen to Ramen

    Much cooler than Starbucks. Sign me up!

    • The dark side of the force compels you.

  • I don’t drink coffee, and I got burnt out on Star Wars, but I would so drink there everyday!

    • I’d go there just to hang out with Java.

  • Does the little guy that sits on jaba’s tail laugh at you while you play on your computer and try to look artsy? If yes, I’m there.

    • Yes, and he’s also the bus boy.

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