Fergie May Reveal Something Worse than Her Nipple During Super Bowl Halftime Show

Since Janet Jackson’s 2004 nipple slip, there have been no female performers during the Super Bowl halftime show.  In fact, there haven’t even been any performers under the age of 50 since the infamous boobygate. This year is different though. The Black Eyed Peas will entertain the crowd and this has raised many concerns. Rumors are abound that the curvaceous Fergie will reveal something far worse than her nipple in front of the millions of people watching. No, I’m not talking about plans for her to release a new solo album. That would  be devastating.

The main concern that will have most parents and those who are a little squeamish turning off the TV at halftime this year, is that Fergie will show her unphotoshopped, non-airbrushed face, that appears to have endured eons of hardship and suffering, in public. This, in turn, may cause the largest epidemic of nausea the planet has ever seen. Think the Stand By Me Barf-O-Rama scene, but on a much grander scale.  Regurgitated nachos, wings, and black eyed peas everywhere. I’m not sure I’ve got a feeling that’s tonight’s gonna to be a good night.

While there isn’t much argument as to whether Fergie has a great body or not (she does), there are more than a few critics who would refer to her as a butter face. For those of you unaware of what a butter face is, it’s a girl where everything is hot “but-her” face. I provided 3 examples below.

So I ask you, the reader: Is Fergie’s face all that bad or are people just hard on her because she’s a celebrity?

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  • messyj

    she is a butterface! I would still hit that though. just sayin.

  • I’m not against her because of her face. I just think she’d be sticky and that possibly being within five feet of her might give one herpes. Also I hate The Black Eyed Peas.

    • You’re a closet Black Eyed Peas fan…Admit it.

  • No, her face is totally that bad. I have never understood anyone that found her attractive – yes, she has abs of steel, but have you looked at her face? I know a tranny that’s more youthful, soft, and feminine looking, and he’s still pre-op.

    • Have I ever looked at her face? I believe I just wrote a whole article on her face! But anyway, hook me up with that tranny friend of yours. Post-op of course.

  • Dang I hadn’t realized it was 2004 when that happened … have they really been avoiding young chicas since then?

    • Ya I think so. That boob thing did not go over well. The NFL is super strict on things like that.

      • The NFL is always where I look when i need a moral compass.

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