5 Celebrity Teams Who Are Famous for Being Famous

Drugs, alcohol, and/or videogames, are not the culprits. These people are the reason the world is getting dumber and dumber.

1. The Kardashians

I always thought Kim Kardashian was a singer. In fact, I was almost certain she was a Pussycat Doll, but apparently, I mixed her up with Nicole Scherzinger.  I do know, however, that Kim’s quite the looker, and although being hot isn’t a talent per say, it never hurts.  Remember, the more airtime Kim gets, the less time Kathy Griffin gets. Amen to that. The rest of the Kardashians, as far as I know, have a death grip on Kim’s coattail and are smart enough not to let go. I have heard the Kardashian reality show is pretty good, but unless I’m kidnapped and tied to a chair with my eyes mechanically pried open, I will never EVER confirm this.

2. The Osbournes

Ozzy is famous for a reason, but the rest of the family are leeching from his stardom and doing a pretty decent job of it. The Osbournes continuously prove the point, that under the right circumstances, anyone can be famous. The first time I watched the Osbourne reality show I thought, why do I care about these people? The answer: I don’t.

3. Paris and Nicky Hilton

Paris is the expert on being famous for being famous and Nicky is finally trying to get in on it too. It didn’t hurt that Paris “accidentally” let that greeny-night vision-sex tape leak out. The problem with Nicky is that even if she put out 10 raunchy homemade sex videos, she still wouldn’t be interesting, and let’s be honest, she’s the grenade out of the two of them.

4. The Cast of Jersey Shore

This group of half-wits are rolling in money all because they are walking-talking racial stereotypes. The funny (and sad) thing is, these Guidos and Guidettes are probably the most deserving of any fame on this whole list. It’s only a matter of time before Snooki becomes a verb. Jersey Shore, as crass as it is, is pretty entertaining. I hate myself a little more every time I admit that.

5. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

The farther The Hills slips into our mind’s rearview mirror, the less we care about this idiotic couple. The most interesting gossip we can hope for, is hearing how low they’ll sink to earn, and I use the word “earn” very loosely, a little extra cash. I’m thinking Spencer will get Heidi to systematically replace her body parts with animal parts.  I’m voting for horse legs, crab claws, and a giraffe head. Neato.

Any other celeb teams who deserves to be on this list?

  • I’ve happily shunned all the shows these people have been on. I did try Ozzy’s, but it was against my will. How about any of the people who have had any kind of career post survivor?

    • The only person I can’t think of is that chick who was on The View. Am I missing someone?

  • “Remember, the more airtime Kim gets, the less time Kathy Griffin gets. Amen to that.” – awesome

    actually at first I was thinking of kathie lee (on the today show now) and I would prefer that parts of the today show involving her instead just be a slide show of hot girls and cats sliding around on wooden floors. it’d be WAY better.

    • I think you just invented a specialty channel. Wow.

  • For a moment I thought you meant sports teams. lol. I was so confused when I saw Kim.

    • Kim Kardashian is now the First Baseman for the NY Yankees.

  • Kristyyy

    Nicole Richie.

    Also, Sharon isn’t really leaching. She’s been on multiple T.V shows and I knew of her before I knew she was with Ozzy.

    • Nicole Richie just missed out on the list because I haven’t heard as much from her lately. But certainly, she hasn’t done anything to deserve her fame.

      Sharon Osbourne has done a few shows, but was never anything of a public figure before the show: The Osbournes. At least that’s what Wikipedia is telling me.

  • kumi :)

    The only person who I know here in South Africa who is famous for being famous is Kanyi Mbau- Argh this self-proclaimed “Queen of bling“ is so annoying and she is a “Paris Hilton“ wanna be!-her one time only problem is that she is a broke gold digger and she has to show and shake her fake butt and boobs to rich married men to get the money—plz research her(at your own risk) and write an article like this about her–did I mension she also sings? Two words…HORRO BLE LOL

    • Ok, so I googled her and she definitely belongs on the South African version of this list. You have to respect these people who can be famous for doing absolutely nothing..don’t you?

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