Drugs, alcohol, and/or videogames, are not the culprits. These people are the reason the world is getting dumber and dumber.
1. The Kardashians
I always thought Kim Kardashian was a singer. In fact, I was almost certain she was a Pussycat Doll, but apparently, I mixed her up with Nicole Scherzinger. I do know, however, that Kim’s quite the looker, and although being hot isn’t a talent per say, it never hurts. Remember, the more airtime Kim gets, the less time Kathy Griffin gets. Amen to that. The rest of the Kardashians, as far as I know, have a death grip on Kim’s coattail and are smart enough not to let go. I have heard the Kardashian reality show is pretty good, but unless I’m kidnapped and tied to a chair with my eyes mechanically pried open, I will never EVER confirm this.
2. The Osbournes
Ozzy is famous for a reason, but the rest of the family are leeching from his stardom and doing a pretty decent job of it. The Osbournes continuously prove the point, that under the right circumstances, anyone can be famous. The first time I watched the Osbourne reality show I thought, why do I care about these people? The answer: I don’t.
3. Paris and Nicky Hilton
Paris is the expert on being famous for being famous and Nicky is finally trying to get in on it too. It didn’t hurt that Paris “accidentally” let that greeny-night vision-sex tape leak out. The problem with Nicky is that even if she put out 10 raunchy homemade sex videos, she still wouldn’t be interesting, and let’s be honest, she’s the grenade out of the two of them.
4. The Cast of Jersey Shore
This group of half-wits are rolling in money all because they are walking-talking racial stereotypes. The funny (and sad) thing is, these Guidos and Guidettes are probably the most deserving of any fame on this whole list. It’s only a matter of time before Snooki becomes a verb. Jersey Shore, as crass as it is, is pretty entertaining. I hate myself a little more every time I admit that.
5. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
The farther The Hills slips into our mind’s rearview mirror, the less we care about this idiotic couple. The most interesting gossip we can hope for, is hearing how low they’ll sink to earn, and I use the word “earn” very loosely, a little extra cash. I’m thinking Spencer will get Heidi to systematically replace her body parts with animal parts. I’m voting for horse legs, crab claws, and a giraffe head. Neato.
Any other celeb teams who deserves to be on this list?