Justin Bieber is in the news again. This morning, his rumored girlfriend, Selena Gomez, managed to dodge a sloppily thrown tomahawk while vacationing with Bieber in Miami, Florida.
After pictures surfaced of teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber, kissing Selena Gomez, Beliebers created quite an stir on message boards and on Twitter. Multiple death threats were made towards the 18 year old actress/singer.
13 year old Kylie, the self-proclaimed “biggest Bieber fan ever” posted this on a Bieber message board:
OMG I will like kill that biatch with a kife or sumthin.
Author’s Note: We can only assume she meant “knife” or that perhaps she is very handy with a “kite”.
15 year old Karen, known on JB message boards as “BiggestJBFanFTW” was very specific with her threat:
When I get my learners permit i will run gomez over with my dads ford tempo.
Author’s Note: The Ford Tempo, arguably the finest of all Ford automobiles, was discontinued in 1994, but continues to be a popular choice for the American Trendsetter.
The death threats, however, did not stop the young couple from sharing another kiss on the balcony of their hotel suite in Miami. The above time lapsed picture, snapped by a member of the paparazzi, shows the tomahawk heading straight for Gomez as she receives a kiss from JB. In the police report, Gomez stated she managed to catch a glint from the spinning tomahawk, hurled at her by an outraged Bieber fan, and duck in the nick of time. The tomahawk fell harmlessly on the balcony behind them.
Bodyguards were able to subdue the fan and escort Gomez and Bieber to safety and the jealous fan was arrested and taken into custody. The identity of the culprit has not been released at this time.
While Ms. Gomez was shaken, she did comment on the choice of attempted murder weapon, “I admire the creativity. I mean, who throws a tomahawk, honestly? These days there isn’t a lot of originality in the choice of weapon. I swear, everyone either uses a kite or a Ford Tempo.”