Facebook Set to Release Sister Site: Fetusbook

In a surprise announcement, the founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, unveiled Facebook’s newest sister site, Fetusbook. CorruptCamel.com had the opportunity to sit down with Time’s Freckliest Person of the Year and ask about his latest incarnation, and share a cheesy and delicious pepperoni pizza.

CC: Thanks for sitting down with me today. The pizza is delicious and this root beer is very refreshing.

Zuckerberg: The pizza tastes like cardboard and my Mountain Dew is flat.

CC: I’ve never tried cardboard and I suggested you get a root beer. But anyway, let’s get started. So, what is Fetusbook?

Zuckerberg: Fetusbook is just like Facebook, but more focused on pregnant chicks, baby pictures, and baby updates in particular.

CC: Did you just say “pregnant chicks”?

Zuckerberg: No.

CC: Let me remind you this interview is being recorded. So Fetusbook is for baby related updates, but Facebook users already post baby photos and baby updates on Facebook.

Zuckerberg: Yes, but the baby discussions smother the newsfeed and make it more difficult to see Farmville and Mafia Wars updates. That’s where Fetusbook comes into play.

CC: People, including myself, love seeing pictures of babies. They’re cute. Can I have that last slice of pizza?

Zuckerberg: Not a chance.

CC:

Zuckerberg: Look, I’m not inhuman. I like baby pictures and baby updates too, but when is enough enough?

CC: I dunno. You’re the expert. When is enough enough?

Zuckerberg: Well, there is one kind of photo that is plaguing Facebook, and because, technically, there are no restrictions against such a photo, we can’t prevent these photos from being posted. Fetusbook creates an appropriate environment for these photos and photos like them to be posted and lets people, like myself, to never have to see these awkward and creepy pictures on my newsfeed. I’ll show you what kind of photo I’m referring to.

photo from awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

CC: Ah, I see. The baby-daddy rubbing the melon-belly pic. Those photos are certainly creepy and no one wants to see them.  Look, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask, but might another reason you don’t like baby updates be because they act as a reminder that you’re still a virgin?

Zuckerberg: I have a girlfriend and I’m worth 7 billion dollars.

CC: You failed to answer the question.

Zuckerberg:We’re done.

  • RockinRuhul

    This is the best blog ever! Thanks so much for putting this out there..I’ve had enough of people having their profile pic of their babies ultrasound, or pictures of pregnant women and their nakedness! enough is enough!! have they heard of TOO MUCH INFORMATION!?!?!?

    • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

      Just be thankful they’re not posting livestreams of the birth.

  • Pregnant Dude

    That picture is gross, but hilarious. great post.

    • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

      The picture is magical and wonderful.

  • http://thenonreview.com/ TS Hendrik

    Hmm… I think he should also put out one for people who post every bloody thing they do on facebook. Few things a day, fine, but I don’t need to know every second of every day. That’s what twitter is for.

    He seems like a prink. Complaining about flat mountain dew. I’ve never had mountain dew that wasn’t flat. He knew what he was getting into.

    • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

      Eating spaghetti. Doing laundry. Taking a poop. All things the world needs to know.

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