A friend of mine sent me a link to this video about a week ago, telling me how ridiculous it was and quoting the line “Look at me now, all up in the interweb!”
So, I watched the ninja, laughed, got a little scared of the little strange dude and the creepy looking chick and, well, that was that. I moved on.
Fast forward to today, where I just can’t shake the bizarre chorus. There’s no doubt the ninja has entered my head. Stealthy bastard. I had to look up the song and listen to it again and again in hopes the ninja would be satisfied and leave. He’s still there right now, whispering, telling me to spread the word. Maybe if I obey, he’ll leave. At this point I’m convinced I’m his butterfly, and I need his protection. Perhaps he could be my samurai.
Anyway, here it is. Enjoy. Oh, and a quick disclaimer, remember: he’s a ninja. A mutha fuckin’ ninja. (Language in the video is NSFW or your mind).