Michael Cera, Now a Delicious Soft Drink Called Wostok

If you bottled Michael Cera, and made him into a drink, what would he taste like? Many ladies, who adore the innocent, dorky, shy, yet lovable actor might want to know. In Berlin, my beautiful girlfriend came across the beverage, Wostok. With a cry of excitement, she declared, “Holy shit, this looks like Michael Cera!”

Did we buy a bottle? Nope. It didn’t have alcohol in it and in Berlin, we wanted something with alcohol in it. Foolish. People always say to live life without regrets, but after not buying a bottle of Wostok, this is impossible for me.

The question is, do you think it looks like Michael Cera? Also, what other Arrested Development stars would you like to see depicted on a European soft drink?

  • The fact that you didn’t get a bottle is a crime! How can we know what he tastes like now? For shame…

    I’ve considered it and I just don’t think any other arrested development stars would be refreshing.

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  • Jenelephant Acewell

    Woestock is more like it! I can’t believe we didn’t buy this…I love the split screen.

  • I don’t think any arrested D stars would leave you feeling glad you had tried the soda. Awkward, worried about your health, greedy – yes. Good? Ehhh.

    I don’t think the pic in that soda looks like mr. cera though, the person in the pic seems confident and like they’re ready to take on the world.

    • Michael Cera has read your comment and is on the way to deliver you a swift ass kicking. He’s small, but feisty. Wear Kevlar.

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