Long Time, No See…Said the old blind man who speaks poor English.

I haven’t been updating the website recently. Why? I dunno. Laziness, busyness, a two week bout with explosive diarrhea? Take your pick. They might all be true.

It’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m pretty excited about it. I like having people celebrate my ability to survive yet another year. How do I do it? I don’t run into traffic and I haven’t contracted a fatal disease. Those two things are key in mastering the art of survival. But heck, if you’re reading this, you’re still surviving too. Good on ya. Got any tips on dodging the Grim Reaper you’d like to share?

Anyway, tomorrow, on June 11th, be sure to celebrate my continuing immortality.  I enter the last year of my 20s. Perhaps it’s time to get serious and start wearing suits and ties and talking about politics and the economy. Or maybe I’ll just have some drinks and play videogames. The world is my oyster. Look out, here I come.

Now for something completely different, here is a funny movie about a dog that I enjoyed quite a bit this morning.

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