NOFX Singer Tricks Audience into Drinking Urine

Jokes on you, I love drinking urine!

In what seemed like a pretty cool gesture, Fat Mike, lead singer of the punk band NOFX and also, my personal hero, poured and handed out a tray of Patrón shots to the audience at his SXSW show in Austin, Texas. Free shots of premium tequila, what a great guy. But as you know from reading the title of this post, this was not your ordinary Patrón. Fat Mike then proceeded to show the audience a video he taped moments before the show, and that appears unedited, of him pissing into the bottle of Patrón and then pouring and handing the shots out to the crowd. The good news is that Fat Mike is an alcoholic, and his piss is mainly tequila anyway. Yum!

When TMZ questioned Fat Mike about his actions he said, “I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces.”

I’ve seen NOFX live many times and am happy to say, I’ve never accidentally, or purposefully drank any of Fat Mike’s urine…Except for that one time.

To see the video, click this link. Thanks to Alex for sending me this story.

  • ROFL! Gross!! I’ve seen them a few times too, and I love them. I wouldn’t take a free shot of anything from them tho. lol

  • I’m reminded of a bit of dialog from Desperado.

    “Your beer tastes like p***.”

    “We know.”

    “Cause we p*** in it.”

    I’ll add that I WON’T have what she’s having, and that I’m not interested in what’s on tap.

    Gives new meaning to the dribble glass…
    Ok that was the last.

  • @amk195 – I would’ve taken the shot if I were there. Thank goodness I was here. Safe. Not drinking pee.

    @TS- Hendrik – I love Desperado! Thanks for the quotes, next time include a topless picture of Salma Hayek with it.

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