Megan Fox Proves Dinosaurs Are Not Extinct

There’s no denying Megan Fox is a fine looking woman, but there are some things you just can’t ignore. Megan Fox’s thumb is one of them. Before you scroll down, set a barf bucket up nearby. If you’re a man or a woman who loves women, and you haven’t seen this, I apologize in advance.

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Megan’s vomit inducing clubbed thumb is caused by a rare hereditary condition called brachydactyly, which sounds like some sort of awesome dinosaur (brachiosaurus mixed with a pterodactyl?), but, in fact, is actually the reason her last 10 boyfriends now have an aversion to hand-jobs.

There are rumors she used a thumb double in the Motorola ad that features the hot dog thumbed actress in a bath tub with her Motorola phone (you can see the ad here).  Of course they used a thumb double! Do you think any company wants to be associated with Megan Fox’s toe thumb?

Seeing her thumb reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dated the woman with man hands. As much as Jerry wanted to ignore the big powerful, lobster crushing hands, he couldn’t (if you’ve never heard of or seen man hands, do yourself a favor and click here).

This leads us to Corrupt Camel’s first poll (if you’re concerned, all results are anonymous):

If you were dating Megan Fox, could you get past her clubbed thumb?

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