Turd Thursday

Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see a hobo eating a squirrel…No that’s more disgusting than uplifting. Odd that came to mind first.

My lack of enthusiasm, I’ve deduced, is coming from a couple of sources: I’ve inadvertently gone without eating meat for a couple of days, and I think I’m on way to sicktown. So I’m thinking a steak and a shot of cough syrup for lunch should do the trick. I hope that’s it. I can’t really think of anything else. Maybe I’m just waiting for something outstanding to happen, when really I should be trying to MAKE something outstanding happen.

I will make a hobo eat a squirrel! Anyone have any better ideas to make Turd Thursday incredibly awesome?

Happy Turd Thursday folks.

  • Acewell, J.

    An actual, big terd, thrown at something, would probably help. Maybe at today’s date on the calendar?

    In the meantime, http://z.about.com/d/cleveland/1/0/Q/A/-/-/twiggy.jpg – may/may not hold you over ’till your hobo’s squirrel drops one out of fear.

    Hope you find what you need, or how to produce it.

  • RockinRuhul

    Maybe you’re backed up and need to take a poop? It is Turd thursday!

  • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

    @Acewell – You’re a genius. You want to go out some time?

  • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

    @RockinRuhul – I took more poops than I’d like to admit, but excellent suggestion.

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