Turd Thursday
C. Camel on Jan 21st 2010
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see a hobo eating a squirrel…No that’s more disgusting than uplifting. Odd that came to mind first.
My lack of enthusiasm, I’ve deduced, is coming from a couple of sources: I’ve inadvertently gone without eating meat for a couple of days, and I think I’m on way to sicktown. So I’m thinking a steak and a shot of cough syrup for lunch should do the trick. I hope that’s it. I can’t really think of anything else. Maybe I’m just waiting for something outstanding to happen, when really I should be trying to MAKE something outstanding happen.
I will make a hobo eat a squirrel! Anyone have any better ideas to make Turd Thursday incredibly awesome?
Happy Turd Thursday folks.
Filed in WTF?
An actual, big terd, thrown at something, would probably help. Maybe at today’s date on the calendar?
In the meantime, http://z.about.com/d/cleveland/1/0/Q/A/-/-/twiggy.jpg – may/may not hold you over ’till your hobo’s squirrel drops one out of fear.
Hope you find what you need, or how to produce it.
Maybe you’re backed up and need to take a poop? It is Turd thursday!
@Acewell – You’re a genius. You want to go out some time?
@RockinRuhul – I took more poops than I’d like to admit, but excellent suggestion.