The Perfect Robot Girlfriend

Imagine being able to choose the hair color, booby size, and even the personality of your next girlfriend. Have an Indian fetish? You can choose the race too! Sound too good to be true? It’s not.

At 5 feet, 7 inches tall and 120 pounds, FoXXXy RoXXXy, the world’s first sex robot, is ready to please you any time of the day. She doesn’t nag, ask what you’re thinking,  and can even talk about sports and cars. She’s a dream come true! No more Saturday nights alone watching Battlestar Galactica reruns.

FoXXXy can listen, talk, responds to your touch and won’t give you herpes like that chick from the bar last week. Better yet, Foxxxy will never age or get fat, but you can age and get fat all you please!

No condom? No problem. You can’t knock up FoXXXy like you did that girl in the back alley of the Bowlerama.

FoXXXy has a synthetic skin, sleeps, snores, and is even connected wirelessly to the internet so she can send you email messages at work to get you warmed up.

Some of the personalities available include:

1. Wild Wendy, who is outgoing and adventurous. The slutty party girl you’ve been looking for!

2. Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy like that librarian at your high school you always fantasized about.

3. A young doll, with no name, and a naïve personality, not unlike the underage girl you continually creep out who works at the local McDonald’s. The big difference is this girl will say, “Yes!” and she won’t press charges.

4. There’s Mature Martha for people with Martha Stewart fantasies (which includes about 99% of men) or for those who love MILFs.

5. Tired of a girlfriend with a low pain threshold? Well, than S & M Susan is for you!

This perfect girlfriend will you set you back US$7,000 (£4,350) to US$9,000 (£5,993), but with all the money you save not buying her flowers and jewelery she’ll save you money in the long run.

Don’t worry ladies and gay/curious men, a male version, Rocky, is on the way.

  • Miss Renee P

    Umm……. Ok second time today I am speechless!

  • For 7,000 bucks, I’D buy one of those bitches. Probably Susan.

  • Yes, but does she do windows?

  • @Jez – I can’t think of a better way to spend 7Gs.

    @Malackey – No she doesn’t do chores, but she’ll give you some oral to make up for it.

    @Miss Renee P – I think you just found yourself a gift for the whole family….Ew…Retracted. Sorry.

  • phil

    She’s not even hot. I mean….uh…gross!

  • @phil – she said the same thing about you. that’s one sassy bitch.

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