Comments on: Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day

By: C. Camel

C. Camel — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:45:50 +0000

@Croneandbearit – Every well used crotch deserves a vacation. Margarita anyone?

@Czech Boy – You can tell when you’re a Lord of the Rings geek when you spell token with an ‘L’ in it. JRR would be proud of you and so am I.

By: Czech Boy

Czech Boy — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:44:56 +0000

Hahaha! I was just thinking about this the other day before I read this.

I was also thinking about how the dam thing has a bit of a delay when you put the tolken in. If you move too quickly you cause it to jam as you try to go through. It sucks when that happens because then it really becomes a crotch puncher and it’s pretty embarrassing. I’ve learned to go through those things slowly. I’m sure it drives the people behind me nuts but I’m not getting PUNCHED again! EVER!

Good thing people wear pants though. Imagine what those turnstiles would look like if we didn’t?

By: Croneandbearit

Croneandbearit — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:14:26 +0000

Darlin’ my crotch has come to the aid of many a good cause already. It’s taking a well-deserved rest today. It will bump no turnstile before its time.

By: C. Camel

C. Camel — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:52:01 +0000

@JezebelTheGreat This is what made me laugh yesterday. It’s not brilliant, but it’s enough to make me smile every time I go through a turnstile.

My head is full of bizarre shit, but I’d say that’s true for most people. I just choose to write about it.

By: JezebelTheGreat

JezebelTheGreat — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:26:12 +0000

Is this the brilliant blog idea you were referring to last night? Because it’s pretty good.

On a related note: I wish I could get inside your head for five minutes and find out what makes you come up with this shit. Then again, I have a feeling that if I did, I might find something disquieting. Eek.