Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day

Written on January 22, 2010 by in Things You Should Do, WTF?

So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear?

Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the turnstile into rotation. Millions? Billions? That’s a lot of crotch power. There aren’t many things we jab with our crotches besides other people’s crotches, and maybe other people’s cabooses (if that’s what you’re into and if your partner will let you), so one should really appreciate it when it happens.

I dub today International Crotch Power Day, AKA ICP Day, not to be confused with Insane Clown Posse Day. Them, you can punch in the nuts.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go and lend your crotch to a good cause.

Enjoy your weekend.

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5 Comments - Leave a comment!
  • http://jezebelthegreat.wordpress.com JezebelTheGreat

    Is this the brilliant blog idea you were referring to last night? Because it’s pretty good.

    On a related note: I wish I could get inside your head for five minutes and find out what makes you come up with this shit. Then again, I have a feeling that if I did, I might find something disquieting. Eek.

  • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

    @JezebelTheGreat This is what made me laugh yesterday. It’s not brilliant, but it’s enough to make me smile every time I go through a turnstile.

    My head is full of bizarre shit, but I’d say that’s true for most people. I just choose to write about it.

  • http://croneandbearit.wordpress.com Croneandbearit

    Darlin’ my crotch has come to the aid of many a good cause already. It’s taking a well-deserved rest today. It will bump no turnstile before its time.

  • http://czechboyblog.blogspot.com/ Czech Boy

    Hahaha! I was just thinking about this the other day before I read this.

    I was also thinking about how the dam thing has a bit of a delay when you put the tolken in. If you move too quickly you cause it to jam as you try to go through. It sucks when that happens because then it really becomes a crotch puncher and it’s pretty embarrassing. I’ve learned to go through those things slowly. I’m sure it drives the people behind me nuts but I’m not getting PUNCHED again! EVER!

    Good thing people wear pants though. Imagine what those turnstiles would look like if we didn’t? :P

  • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

    @Croneandbearit – Every well used crotch deserves a vacation. Margarita anyone?

    @Czech Boy – You can tell when you’re a Lord of the Rings geek when you spell token with an ‘L’ in it. JRR would be proud of you and so am I.