A well done shot-by-shot remake of the Perfect Strangers intro.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
When Does Getting Drunk Lose its Cool?
When does getting drunk stop being the norm?
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Take Baths
Just like women, men grow up taking baths as kids. So why don’t men take baths when they become adults?
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
4 Steps to Making Your Partner Punctual
The majority of people in this world are not punctual and when you have two people together it becomes even more difficult to depart on time. But you might not be the person who is bringing the duo down. Here are some tips to make sure they’re on time.
You Must Leave a Message After the Beep
My problem is with people who leave a message that’s one sound – *click*.
The Rules of Hand Washing Etiquette
If you’re a guy and you’ve used a public restroom, you’ve probably noticed there’s more people who don’t wash their hands vs. those who do.
Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno
By now you must be familiar with the ongoing drama regarding Jay Leno’s show and The Tonight Show. Here’s the gist of it – NBC wants to move The Jay Leno Show to 11:35pm, which will push The Tonight Show (Jay’s former show) to 12:05 AM.
The Perfect Robot Girlfriend
Your robot girlfriend will never age or get fat, but you can age and get fat all you please!
8 Reasons You’re Still Dating the Wrong Person
Why you can’t cut your insignificant other loose.
A Sunday Post for the People that Want a Sunday Post
It’s Sunday. Today I picked up beer, drank some beer, vodka, and rum, then went skating, then drank some more beer and rum. It was A-OK. I don’t know how it is with you folks, but the older I get the more I appreciate Sunday. I like sleeping in, I like having nothing planned. I…
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Did Perfect Strangers Take Place in Chicago or Seattle?
A well done shot-by-shot remake of the Perfect Strangers intro.
When Does Getting Drunk Lose its Cool?
When does getting drunk stop being the norm?
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Take Baths
Just like women, men grow up taking baths as kids. So why don’t men take baths when they become adults?
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
4 Steps to Making Your Partner Punctual
The majority of people in this world are not punctual and when you have two people together it becomes even more difficult to depart on time. But you might not be the person who is bringing the duo down. Here are some tips to make sure they’re on time.
You Must Leave a Message After the Beep
My problem is with people who leave a message that’s one sound – *click*.
The Rules of Hand Washing Etiquette
If you’re a guy and you’ve used a public restroom, you’ve probably noticed there’s more people who don’t wash their hands vs. those who do.
Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno
By now you must be familiar with the ongoing drama regarding Jay Leno’s show and The Tonight Show. Here’s the gist of it – NBC wants to move The Jay Leno Show to 11:35pm, which will push The Tonight Show (Jay’s former show) to 12:05 AM.
The Perfect Robot Girlfriend
Your robot girlfriend will never age or get fat, but you can age and get fat all you please!
8 Reasons You’re Still Dating the Wrong Person
Why you can’t cut your insignificant other loose.
A Sunday Post for the People that Want a Sunday Post
It’s Sunday. Today I picked up beer, drank some beer, vodka, and rum, then went skating, then drank some more beer and rum. It was A-OK. I don’t know how it is with you folks, but the older I get the more I appreciate Sunday. I like sleeping in, I like having nothing planned. I…
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Did Perfect Strangers Take Place in Chicago or Seattle?
A well done shot-by-shot remake of the Perfect Strangers intro.
When Does Getting Drunk Lose its Cool?
When does getting drunk stop being the norm?
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Take Baths
Just like women, men grow up taking baths as kids. So why don’t men take baths when they become adults?
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
4 Steps to Making Your Partner Punctual
The majority of people in this world are not punctual and when you have two people together it becomes even more difficult to depart on time. But you might not be the person who is bringing the duo down. Here are some tips to make sure they’re on time.
You Must Leave a Message After the Beep
My problem is with people who leave a message that’s one sound – *click*.
The Rules of Hand Washing Etiquette
If you’re a guy and you’ve used a public restroom, you’ve probably noticed there’s more people who don’t wash their hands vs. those who do.
Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno
By now you must be familiar with the ongoing drama regarding Jay Leno’s show and The Tonight Show. Here’s the gist of it – NBC wants to move The Jay Leno Show to 11:35pm, which will push The Tonight Show (Jay’s former show) to 12:05 AM.
The Perfect Robot Girlfriend
Your robot girlfriend will never age or get fat, but you can age and get fat all you please!
8 Reasons You’re Still Dating the Wrong Person
Why you can’t cut your insignificant other loose.
A Sunday Post for the People that Want a Sunday Post
It’s Sunday. Today I picked up beer, drank some beer, vodka, and rum, then went skating, then drank some more beer and rum. It was A-OK. I don’t know how it is with you folks, but the older I get the more I appreciate Sunday. I like sleeping in, I like having nothing planned. I…
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Did Perfect Strangers Take Place in Chicago or Seattle?
A well done shot-by-shot remake of the Perfect Strangers intro.
When Does Getting Drunk Lose its Cool?
When does getting drunk stop being the norm?
The Phantom Poop
You walk — no, run towards the washroom. Your pants and underwear already hugging your ankles before you’re even near the toilet…
A Monday Pep Talk
There’s a good chance we’re not going to get everything we want in life, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate those things we’ve already checked off on our life’s to-do list.
Crotch Punching Your Way to a Better Day
So when I say crotch punching I don’t mean punching someone in the nuts or in the box. That’s not cool. Ever. Clear? Ok, so next time you’re passing through a turnstile, as your crotch punches the turnstile into motion, I want you to think of just how many groins and genitals have nudged the…
Turd Thursday
Not really enthusiastic enough today to write any lists, rants, or anything remotely interesting. Usually I’m a little bit more upbeat on Turd Thursday, but It’s one of those weeks where it feels like I haven’t left work. I need something to turn today around, I’m not giving up on it yet. Maybe I’ll see…
3 Reasons Why Men Don’t Take Baths
Just like women, men grow up taking baths as kids. So why don’t men take baths when they become adults?
Jeans: The Only Pants You’ll Ever Need to Wear
Now that jeans are acceptable at most of the choosier restaurants and clubs, providing they’re accompanied with something relatively dressy such as a blazer and/or tie, there’s no reason not to wear jeans all the time. Want some more reasons? Sure you do.
4 Steps to Making Your Partner Punctual
The majority of people in this world are not punctual and when you have two people together it becomes even more difficult to depart on time. But you might not be the person who is bringing the duo down. Here are some tips to make sure they’re on time.
You Must Leave a Message After the Beep
My problem is with people who leave a message that’s one sound – *click*.
The Rules of Hand Washing Etiquette
If you’re a guy and you’ve used a public restroom, you’ve probably noticed there’s more people who don’t wash their hands vs. those who do.
Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno
By now you must be familiar with the ongoing drama regarding Jay Leno’s show and The Tonight Show. Here’s the gist of it – NBC wants to move The Jay Leno Show to 11:35pm, which will push The Tonight Show (Jay’s former show) to 12:05 AM.
The Perfect Robot Girlfriend
Your robot girlfriend will never age or get fat, but you can age and get fat all you please!
8 Reasons You’re Still Dating the Wrong Person
Why you can’t cut your insignificant other loose.
A Sunday Post for the People that Want a Sunday Post
It’s Sunday. Today I picked up beer, drank some beer, vodka, and rum, then went skating, then drank some more beer and rum. It was A-OK. I don’t know how it is with you folks, but the older I get the more I appreciate Sunday. I like sleeping in, I like having nothing planned. I…