I believe your roomies are the spiteful kind I described. Earplugs and a loud fan should help a bit, but it may not be enough. If they continue to be loud and never ninja like, it might be time to teach them a lesson. Start poking holes in his condoms and replace her birth control with baby aspirin. Nothing kills a sex-life like pregnancy.

Go get ‘em champ!

What happens when you put on the ear plugs and you can still hear the “fun”, in the middle of the night and you have work the next day?
Do you just try to fall back asleep? Or do you bang so hard on the walls till your fists are blue?

Oh what to do oh wise Camel? please help your sleepless friend…