I Can Hear You Having Sex

Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.  Breathing, grunting, moaning. It sounded close. Almost like they were in the same room as me. I was about to start laughing when I had one of those reflective moments. If I could hear them, they could probably hear me or more specifically, my girlfriend and me. It’s the first time we’ve heard our neighbors since they moved in almost 6-months ago. Now I won’t get into specifics of my sex life, but it’s safe to say we do it more than our neighbors and, yet, we’ve never heard a laugh or snicker from their side of the wall in all this time.
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So instead of laughing I thought, good for them for knocking boots at all, let alone at such a weird hour, and also, good for them for not making us feel self-conscious for doing the same thing in what should be the privacy of our own home. The least we can do is return the favor, right? So, I turned on the fan at the foot of the bed to create some white noise, let them do their thing, and fell back asleep.
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Do you have any good neighbors having sex stories?
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Funny idea: Name your WI-FI network – “I can hear you having sex” knowing your neighbors will see it when they search for WI-FI (I read that idea somewhere, so hat tip to whoever came up with it).
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