Monthly Archives: December 2009

How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun

New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”

The 8 Rules of Roommate Sex Etiquette

Whether you have roommates or just live in a thin walled apartment building, there are some guidelines to follow when you know someone is within ear shot of you and the opposite (or same, do you what you like) sex having a triple X throw-down.

I Can Hear You Having Sex

Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.

Jews Jealous of Christmas?

Clearly, everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Well, maybe not everyone.

Oh, Feral Child

What if no one cuddled or cared for their child?
If no one raised babies they’d roam free in the wild.

7 Rules of Escalator Etiquette

Escalator etiquette isn’t common sense because it is so commonly disregarded that I find myself tossing middle fingers and death glares at idiotic escalator riders more often than not.

Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged

It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…

The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!

I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.

Cats Make People Crazy

For some reason, cats make people absolutely nuts.

The Rules of Subway Etiquette

Rules to follow when traveling on the subway.

Is Whitney Houston More Popular Than Megan Fox?

Battle of the titans.

Ovechkin – Hero or Villain?

Alexander Ovechkin is the best goal scorer in the NHL bar none. However, the lovable body checking, goal scoring Russian superstar has made some choices that may have tarnished his reputation.

Evony: Best Free Web Game or More Net Garbage?

If you’re like me, you probably laughed and thought, dear god, who would buy into this crap?

Monthly Archives: December 2009

How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun

New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”

The 8 Rules of Roommate Sex Etiquette

Whether you have roommates or just live in a thin walled apartment building, there are some guidelines to follow when you know someone is within ear shot of you and the opposite (or same, do you what you like) sex having a triple X throw-down.

I Can Hear You Having Sex

Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.

Jews Jealous of Christmas?

Clearly, everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Well, maybe not everyone.

Oh, Feral Child

What if no one cuddled or cared for their child?
If no one raised babies they’d roam free in the wild.

7 Rules of Escalator Etiquette

Escalator etiquette isn’t common sense because it is so commonly disregarded that I find myself tossing middle fingers and death glares at idiotic escalator riders more often than not.

Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged

It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…

The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!

I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.

Cats Make People Crazy

For some reason, cats make people absolutely nuts.

The Rules of Subway Etiquette

Rules to follow when traveling on the subway.

Is Whitney Houston More Popular Than Megan Fox?

Battle of the titans.

Ovechkin – Hero or Villain?

Alexander Ovechkin is the best goal scorer in the NHL bar none. However, the lovable body checking, goal scoring Russian superstar has made some choices that may have tarnished his reputation.

Evony: Best Free Web Game or More Net Garbage?

If you’re like me, you probably laughed and thought, dear god, who would buy into this crap?

Monthly Archives: December 2009

How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun

New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”

The 8 Rules of Roommate Sex Etiquette

Whether you have roommates or just live in a thin walled apartment building, there are some guidelines to follow when you know someone is within ear shot of you and the opposite (or same, do you what you like) sex having a triple X throw-down.

I Can Hear You Having Sex

Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.

Jews Jealous of Christmas?

Clearly, everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Well, maybe not everyone.

Oh, Feral Child

What if no one cuddled or cared for their child?
If no one raised babies they’d roam free in the wild.

7 Rules of Escalator Etiquette

Escalator etiquette isn’t common sense because it is so commonly disregarded that I find myself tossing middle fingers and death glares at idiotic escalator riders more often than not.

Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged

It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…

The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!

I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.

Cats Make People Crazy

For some reason, cats make people absolutely nuts.

The Rules of Subway Etiquette

Rules to follow when traveling on the subway.

Is Whitney Houston More Popular Than Megan Fox?

Battle of the titans.

Ovechkin – Hero or Villain?

Alexander Ovechkin is the best goal scorer in the NHL bar none. However, the lovable body checking, goal scoring Russian superstar has made some choices that may have tarnished his reputation.

Evony: Best Free Web Game or More Net Garbage?

If you’re like me, you probably laughed and thought, dear god, who would buy into this crap?

Monthly Archives: December 2009

How to Make New Year’s Eve Fun

New Year’s Eve is a crapshoot. It’s the biggest crapshoot of the whole year and because it’s a crapshoot many people are soured on New Year’s Eve and say, “Fuck it, I’m staying home with my cat and watching the second season of Perfect Strangers.”

The 8 Rules of Roommate Sex Etiquette

Whether you have roommates or just live in a thin walled apartment building, there are some guidelines to follow when you know someone is within ear shot of you and the opposite (or same, do you what you like) sex having a triple X throw-down.

I Can Hear You Having Sex

Last night, at 4am, I woke to the sound of my neighbors bumping uglies.

Jews Jealous of Christmas?

Clearly, everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Well, maybe not everyone.

Oh, Feral Child

What if no one cuddled or cared for their child?
If no one raised babies they’d roam free in the wild.

7 Rules of Escalator Etiquette

Escalator etiquette isn’t common sense because it is so commonly disregarded that I find myself tossing middle fingers and death glares at idiotic escalator riders more often than not.

Flaming Wands and a Laptop that Never Needs to be Charged

It’s the last Friday before X-Mas! I managed to pick up a bunch of crappy gifts for my loved ones yesterday at the Eaton’s Centre. The Olympic Torch made its way through the city, but I opted not to join the hundreds lining Yonge street as some dude running around with a flaming wand doesn’t…

The Ultimate Gift for the Holiday Season!

I have the answer for all your gift giving needs.

Cats Make People Crazy

For some reason, cats make people absolutely nuts.

The Rules of Subway Etiquette

Rules to follow when traveling on the subway.

Is Whitney Houston More Popular Than Megan Fox?

Battle of the titans.

Ovechkin – Hero or Villain?

Alexander Ovechkin is the best goal scorer in the NHL bar none. However, the lovable body checking, goal scoring Russian superstar has made some choices that may have tarnished his reputation.

Evony: Best Free Web Game or More Net Garbage?

If you’re like me, you probably laughed and thought, dear god, who would buy into this crap?