Tahiti Treat is Back!

Written on September 11, 2009 by in News

Ok, so maybe that title is misleading because, technically, Tahiti (or Tahitian) Treat is not back.  I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here, which is the main reason tourism is down, our sports teams are awful, and why this will never be a world class city.  So anyway, I said, “Fuck it,” and decided to find something that might resemble Tahiti Treat.

The first suggestion on a replacement was from my brother, who recommended I try Fanta Red Tangerine. Although it was no bottle of hobo urine, and actually quite delicious, it was not Tahiti Treat.  Tasted more like a creamsicle.

Recently, another friend who knew of my love for Tahiti Treat recommended Rockstar Punched (not to be mistaken with the pomegranate flavor, which tastes like strained garbage water with fizz). One sip of Punched revealed my search for a Tahiti Treat replacement was over and holy shit, it’s filled with an addictive amount of caffeine, just what I need for an all night Quantum Leap marathon. Happy drinking!

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8 Comments - Leave a comment!
  • chris fougere

    they just received an entire skid of Tahitian Treat at ‘Soda Pop Central’ in Whitby. $1 per can or a 12-pack for $9.95

    • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

      WHAAAAAAAAAAA!? Oh man, sounds like I need to make a short road trip. It’s only half an hour away! Thanks for the inside scoop my friend.

  • Yummmmm

    Try nos fruit punch, it’s Tahiti treat to a tee, in a bigger can

    • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

      I like big cans! is nos available in Canada? I’ll have to check my local 7-11.

  • cheekybum

    I’ve emailed Canada Dry a few times regarding Tahiti/Tahitian Treat (as they own Tahiti Treat in Cda). They suggested asking stores to carry the product. Canada Dry said that if they had orders they have absolutely no problem bringing it back.

    I have emailed a few stores, but have not received any reply.

  • http://www.corruptcamel.com C. Camel

    Hmmm, that’s interesting stuff. Perhaps we should start a movement or petition to get this stuff back into stores.

  • demongirl
  • Anonymous

    dont bother ordering from hometown favourites. they dont ship to canada. just go to whitby. or order from soda emporium if you aren’t in the whitby area.