So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play.
Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the kisser for unleashing idiocy on me, you, and a lot of other unsuspecting net surfers with an ounce of curiosity.
Enjoy your soda, but in the name of spite, please don’t use a cup
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