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I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this. It’s amazing how even though it’s been so long, I can still remember even the smallest details. The way the human mind can capture such momentous occasions with picture perfect clarity never ceases to amaze me.

Please watch and enjoy this clip in its entirety. See if it takes you back to your first kiss.

(Thanks to Andrew M for sharing this video).

No big update today. I’m hitting up the Streetlight Manifesto show in Toronto tonight and I’ll need to start drinking very soon. Streetlight Manifesto is a great band that you should listen to when you’re finished rocking out to cracked out diva, Whitney Houston’s, latest album.
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The Streetlight Manifesto show will be something like this.
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Non-show related, here’s a 5 second film that’s just effed up enough to make you laugh and just short enough that you should watch it twice more.

Enjoy your Saturday night. It’s the best night of the week.

So yesterday I asked if Megan Fox could carry this website and bring a much needed audience. Well, let me show you some results in the form of a line chart that tallies the daily hits.  To compare, the second highest peak this month is the Tahiti Treat post back on September 11th (because nothing says remembering tragedy like tropical soda).

I’ve covered the actual numbers so you can’t see exactly how many hits Ms. Fox brought, but I can tell you it was the most hits this website has had in one day. So the answer is yes, Megan Fox can carry a website.

With that said, here is another picture of Megan Fox for your viewing pleasure. Tell your friends.

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If you came here because of the article title then my experiment is already working.
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This weekend marked the release of Jennifer’s Body, starring the much loved Megan Fox.  After seeing the awful trailer I thought to myself, can Megan Fox carry a really really bad movie based on the fact that she’s really really hot?
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After this weekend’s poor box office tally, the answer is no, she cannot.
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However, a new question came to mind. Can Megan Fox carry a really really bad website? I figure the title of this article should attract some traffic.  I’ll keep you posted on just how horny the kids are today and if, indeed, Ms. Fox can give this website some much needed hits.
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So just to sum things up – no camel toe. You were tricked.

***UPDATE – RESULTS FROM THE MEGAN FOX EXPERIMENT!

For anyone worried about the Leafs first round pick (7th overall) Nazem Kadri – Please watch his game tying goal, and more importantly, his sweet shootout goal from last night’s preseason game against the Pittsburgh Penguins.

The kid looks just fine.

TSN’s article on the game - http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=292199

This is more sad than it is funny, but it is funny. I hope this guy can laugh about this now. That is, if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Boom goes the gun he stuck in his mouth after this broadcast.

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Video care of @aots. Might have some of you guys asking yourselves the same questions you did after seeing Jessica Rabbit or She-Ra for the first time.
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So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scared the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good, no kidding.

Here is my rendering.

Thanks to the internet searching genius of @Irishboy33 for this 5 seconds of awesomeness. 5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

Also, in case you missed it, here’s a link to Putting the ‘Must’ in Mustache.

Ok, so maybe that title is misleading because, technically, Tahiti (or Tahitian) Treat is not back.   I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here, which is the main reason tourism is down, our sports teams are awful, and why this will never be a world class city.  So anyway, I said, “Fuck it,” and decided to find something that might resemble Tahiti Treat.

The first suggestion on a replacement was from my brother, who recommended I try Fanta Red Tangerine. Although it was no bottle of hobo urine, and actually quite delicious, it was not Tahiti Treat.  Tasted more like a creamsicle.

Recently, another friend who knew of my love for Tahiti Treat recommended Rockstar Punched (not to be mistaken with the pomegranate flavor, which tastes like strained garbage water with fizz). One sip of Punched revealed my search for a replacement was over and holy shit, it’s filled with an addictive amount of caffeine, just what I need for an all night Quantum Leap marathon.