Monthly Archives: September 2009

Is this like your first kiss?

I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.

Whitney Houston’s Streetlight Manifesto

No big update today. I’m hitting up the Streetlight Manifesto show in Toronto tonight and I’ll need to start drinking very soon. Streetlight Manifesto is a great band that you should listen to when you’re finished rocking out to cracked out diva, Whitney Houston’s, latest album. – The Streetlight Manifesto show will be something like…

Results From the Megan Fox Experiment

Can Megan Fox increase the number of hits to my website?

Megan Fox’s (Corrupt) Camel Toe!

- If you came here because of the article title then my experiment is already working. – This weekend marked the release of Jennifer’s Body, starring the much loved Megan Fox.  After seeing the awful trailer I thought to myself, can Megan Fox carry a really really bad movie based on the fact that she’s…

The Leafs future looks good

For anyone worried about the Leafs first round pick (7th overall) Nazem Kadri – Please watch his game tying goal, and more importantly, his sweet shootout goal from last night’s preseason game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. The kid looks just fine. TSN’s article on the game – http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=292199

Most Painful Sports Broadcast Ever

I hope this guy can laugh about this now. That is, if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Why Men Watch Anime

Might have some of you guys asking yourselves the same questions you did after seeing Jessica Rabbit or She-Ra for the first time.

Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet

So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.

Mustache Update – 5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

Tahiti Treat is Back!

I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here.

I Hate You(tube) Cup Guy

So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…

Blog Tip – Epic Posts Are Not Necessary

Despite renewing my domain name and year long contract with my web-host nearly a month ago, I was still a not so proud owner of a(nother) never updated blog. You could buy the season three DVDs of that shit awful show, According to Jim and still be spending your money in better ways than on…

Monthly Archives: September 2009

Is this like your first kiss?

I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.

Whitney Houston’s Streetlight Manifesto

No big update today. I’m hitting up the Streetlight Manifesto show in Toronto tonight and I’ll need to start drinking very soon. Streetlight Manifesto is a great band that you should listen to when you’re finished rocking out to cracked out diva, Whitney Houston’s, latest album. – The Streetlight Manifesto show will be something like…

Results From the Megan Fox Experiment

Can Megan Fox increase the number of hits to my website?

Megan Fox’s (Corrupt) Camel Toe!

- If you came here because of the article title then my experiment is already working. – This weekend marked the release of Jennifer’s Body, starring the much loved Megan Fox.  After seeing the awful trailer I thought to myself, can Megan Fox carry a really really bad movie based on the fact that she’s…

The Leafs future looks good

For anyone worried about the Leafs first round pick (7th overall) Nazem Kadri – Please watch his game tying goal, and more importantly, his sweet shootout goal from last night’s preseason game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. The kid looks just fine. TSN’s article on the game – http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=292199

Most Painful Sports Broadcast Ever

I hope this guy can laugh about this now. That is, if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Why Men Watch Anime

Might have some of you guys asking yourselves the same questions you did after seeing Jessica Rabbit or She-Ra for the first time.

Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet

So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.

Mustache Update – 5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

Tahiti Treat is Back!

I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here.

I Hate You(tube) Cup Guy

So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…

Blog Tip – Epic Posts Are Not Necessary

Despite renewing my domain name and year long contract with my web-host nearly a month ago, I was still a not so proud owner of a(nother) never updated blog. You could buy the season three DVDs of that shit awful show, According to Jim and still be spending your money in better ways than on…

Monthly Archives: September 2009

Is this like your first kiss?

I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.

Whitney Houston’s Streetlight Manifesto

No big update today. I’m hitting up the Streetlight Manifesto show in Toronto tonight and I’ll need to start drinking very soon. Streetlight Manifesto is a great band that you should listen to when you’re finished rocking out to cracked out diva, Whitney Houston’s, latest album. – The Streetlight Manifesto show will be something like…

Results From the Megan Fox Experiment

Can Megan Fox increase the number of hits to my website?

Megan Fox’s (Corrupt) Camel Toe!

- If you came here because of the article title then my experiment is already working. – This weekend marked the release of Jennifer’s Body, starring the much loved Megan Fox.  After seeing the awful trailer I thought to myself, can Megan Fox carry a really really bad movie based on the fact that she’s…

The Leafs future looks good

For anyone worried about the Leafs first round pick (7th overall) Nazem Kadri – Please watch his game tying goal, and more importantly, his sweet shootout goal from last night’s preseason game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. The kid looks just fine. TSN’s article on the game – http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=292199

Most Painful Sports Broadcast Ever

I hope this guy can laugh about this now. That is, if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Why Men Watch Anime

Might have some of you guys asking yourselves the same questions you did after seeing Jessica Rabbit or She-Ra for the first time.

Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet

So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.

Mustache Update – 5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

Tahiti Treat is Back!

I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here.

I Hate You(tube) Cup Guy

So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…

Blog Tip – Epic Posts Are Not Necessary

Despite renewing my domain name and year long contract with my web-host nearly a month ago, I was still a not so proud owner of a(nother) never updated blog. You could buy the season three DVDs of that shit awful show, According to Jim and still be spending your money in better ways than on…

Monthly Archives: September 2009

Is this like your first kiss?

I recall my first kiss being almost exactly like this.

Whitney Houston’s Streetlight Manifesto

No big update today. I’m hitting up the Streetlight Manifesto show in Toronto tonight and I’ll need to start drinking very soon. Streetlight Manifesto is a great band that you should listen to when you’re finished rocking out to cracked out diva, Whitney Houston’s, latest album. – The Streetlight Manifesto show will be something like…

Results From the Megan Fox Experiment

Can Megan Fox increase the number of hits to my website?

Megan Fox’s (Corrupt) Camel Toe!

- If you came here because of the article title then my experiment is already working. – This weekend marked the release of Jennifer’s Body, starring the much loved Megan Fox.  After seeing the awful trailer I thought to myself, can Megan Fox carry a really really bad movie based on the fact that she’s…

The Leafs future looks good

For anyone worried about the Leafs first round pick (7th overall) Nazem Kadri – Please watch his game tying goal, and more importantly, his sweet shootout goal from last night’s preseason game against the Pittsburgh Penguins. The kid looks just fine. TSN’s article on the game – http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=292199

Most Painful Sports Broadcast Ever

I hope this guy can laugh about this now. That is, if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Why Men Watch Anime

Might have some of you guys asking yourselves the same questions you did after seeing Jessica Rabbit or She-Ra for the first time.

Awesome New Plunger Scares Shit Out of the Toilet

So after my old plunger proved too weak to effectively clear up any clogs after taco night, this new plunger essentially scares the the shit right out of the toilet. I’ve never even had to use it yet. It’s that good. Here is my rendering.

Mustache Update – 5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

5 seconds of mustache is better than a lifetime without.

Tahiti Treat is Back!

I’ve been searching high and low around Toronto for a long time with no results. It cannot be found here.

I Hate You(tube) Cup Guy

So I was dicking around on the internet today and I came across this video. I wish I never pushed play. Look, I admire the effort and his gusto and I’m sure he spent a lot of time doing this, but he still needs, deserves, and has earned, a hard, crisp backhanded slap to the…

Blog Tip – Epic Posts Are Not Necessary

Despite renewing my domain name and year long contract with my web-host nearly a month ago, I was still a not so proud owner of a(nother) never updated blog. You could buy the season three DVDs of that shit awful show, According to Jim and still be spending your money in better ways than on…