After years of falling under the number 2 category, diarrhea has been given it’s own number.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
No Dancing Dogs!
I saw this sign in Berlin. I think it means no dancing dogs, but why would anyone want that? Dancing dogs make people smile, laugh, and love. They may or may not be the driving force behind world peace. – I’ve formulated some theories as to why someone wouldn’t like dancing dogs. 1. Perhaps the…
Baby Throws Deadbeat Dad in Dumpster
OMAHA, NE – Deadbeat dad, Al Waller was found dead in a dumpster behind the local grocery store just a block from his bachelor apartment. Police are baffled as clues indicate the baby, two year old Timothy ‘Timmy’ Waller, is responsible. Crime scene investigators found Timmy’s torn Spongebob T-shirt, his rattle (being dubbed the “death…
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Diarrhea Officially Designated to Number 3
After years of falling under the number 2 category, diarrhea has been given it’s own number.
No Dancing Dogs!
I saw this sign in Berlin. I think it means no dancing dogs, but why would anyone want that? Dancing dogs make people smile, laugh, and love. They may or may not be the driving force behind world peace. – I’ve formulated some theories as to why someone wouldn’t like dancing dogs. 1. Perhaps the…
Baby Throws Deadbeat Dad in Dumpster
OMAHA, NE – Deadbeat dad, Al Waller was found dead in a dumpster behind the local grocery store just a block from his bachelor apartment. Police are baffled as clues indicate the baby, two year old Timothy ‘Timmy’ Waller, is responsible. Crime scene investigators found Timmy’s torn Spongebob T-shirt, his rattle (being dubbed the “death…
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Diarrhea Officially Designated to Number 3
After years of falling under the number 2 category, diarrhea has been given it’s own number.
No Dancing Dogs!
I saw this sign in Berlin. I think it means no dancing dogs, but why would anyone want that? Dancing dogs make people smile, laugh, and love. They may or may not be the driving force behind world peace. – I’ve formulated some theories as to why someone wouldn’t like dancing dogs. 1. Perhaps the…
Baby Throws Deadbeat Dad in Dumpster
OMAHA, NE – Deadbeat dad, Al Waller was found dead in a dumpster behind the local grocery store just a block from his bachelor apartment. Police are baffled as clues indicate the baby, two year old Timothy ‘Timmy’ Waller, is responsible. Crime scene investigators found Timmy’s torn Spongebob T-shirt, his rattle (being dubbed the “death…
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Diarrhea Officially Designated to Number 3
After years of falling under the number 2 category, diarrhea has been given it’s own number.
No Dancing Dogs!
I saw this sign in Berlin. I think it means no dancing dogs, but why would anyone want that? Dancing dogs make people smile, laugh, and love. They may or may not be the driving force behind world peace. – I’ve formulated some theories as to why someone wouldn’t like dancing dogs. 1. Perhaps the…
Baby Throws Deadbeat Dad in Dumpster
OMAHA, NE – Deadbeat dad, Al Waller was found dead in a dumpster behind the local grocery store just a block from his bachelor apartment. Police are baffled as clues indicate the baby, two year old Timothy ‘Timmy’ Waller, is responsible. Crime scene investigators found Timmy’s torn Spongebob T-shirt, his rattle (being dubbed the “death…