Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Real Food! Why Your Business Failed
I saw this sign in Toronto and had to take a picture. When you own a teriyaki restaurant, teriyaki is the big selling item. It’s what will make or break the business. But when your sign says, “Not Only Teriyaki” and below says, “Real Food,” it implies that your make or break item, the teriyaki,…
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
A-Rod Passes Gas During Batting Practice
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriquez was not available for comments after farting during batting practice on Tuesday. Onlookers say the Yankees All-Star 3rd baseman “let one rip” after lacing a pitch into left field. “It almost sounded like someone was trying to start an old jalopy,” said Yankee fan Tyler Putnam, “Frankly, I thought…
David After Dentist (AKA David on Drugs)
Kid goes to dentist, gets drugged up, becomes a young philosopher. David’s father posted this stating the reason behind his child’s bizarre behavior in the title – “David After Dentist,” so you’d probably just assume the dentist is who drugged David, but if you’re into conspiracies, coded messages, and other bullshit, you may have noticed…
Watchmen Film Title Misleading Gay Community
Disappointed gay movie goers are up in arms over the misleading title of the Warner Brothers’ film Watchmen.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Putting the “Must” in Mustache
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
Real Food! Why Your Business Failed
I saw this sign in Toronto and had to take a picture. When you own a teriyaki restaurant, teriyaki is the big selling item. It’s what will make or break the business. But when your sign says, “Not Only Teriyaki” and below says, “Real Food,” it implies that your make or break item, the teriyaki,…
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
A-Rod Passes Gas During Batting Practice
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriquez was not available for comments after farting during batting practice on Tuesday. Onlookers say the Yankees All-Star 3rd baseman “let one rip” after lacing a pitch into left field. “It almost sounded like someone was trying to start an old jalopy,” said Yankee fan Tyler Putnam, “Frankly, I thought…
David After Dentist (AKA David on Drugs)
Kid goes to dentist, gets drugged up, becomes a young philosopher. David’s father posted this stating the reason behind his child’s bizarre behavior in the title – “David After Dentist,” so you’d probably just assume the dentist is who drugged David, but if you’re into conspiracies, coded messages, and other bullshit, you may have noticed…
Watchmen Film Title Misleading Gay Community
Disappointed gay movie goers are up in arms over the misleading title of the Warner Brothers’ film Watchmen.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Putting the “Must” in Mustache
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
Real Food! Why Your Business Failed
I saw this sign in Toronto and had to take a picture. When you own a teriyaki restaurant, teriyaki is the big selling item. It’s what will make or break the business. But when your sign says, “Not Only Teriyaki” and below says, “Real Food,” it implies that your make or break item, the teriyaki,…
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
A-Rod Passes Gas During Batting Practice
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriquez was not available for comments after farting during batting practice on Tuesday. Onlookers say the Yankees All-Star 3rd baseman “let one rip” after lacing a pitch into left field. “It almost sounded like someone was trying to start an old jalopy,” said Yankee fan Tyler Putnam, “Frankly, I thought…
David After Dentist (AKA David on Drugs)
Kid goes to dentist, gets drugged up, becomes a young philosopher. David’s father posted this stating the reason behind his child’s bizarre behavior in the title – “David After Dentist,” so you’d probably just assume the dentist is who drugged David, but if you’re into conspiracies, coded messages, and other bullshit, you may have noticed…
Watchmen Film Title Misleading Gay Community
Disappointed gay movie goers are up in arms over the misleading title of the Warner Brothers’ film Watchmen.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Putting the “Must” in Mustache
Unless you’re a porn star, a police officer, or a country music singer, mustaches just aren’t “in” right now; they aren’t what the kids would describe as “cool.” But don’t let this deter you, kids are dumb and they smell funny. If you are in the small percentage of men who can pull off a…
Real Food! Why Your Business Failed
I saw this sign in Toronto and had to take a picture. When you own a teriyaki restaurant, teriyaki is the big selling item. It’s what will make or break the business. But when your sign says, “Not Only Teriyaki” and below says, “Real Food,” it implies that your make or break item, the teriyaki,…
Emergency Underwear
For many people, laundry day comes when they run out underwear. Emergency underwear is the last clean pair of underwear you have at your disposal.
Snuggies – Because Blankets Trap Your Hands
The only 3 reasons you should ever purchase a Snuggie.
A-Rod Passes Gas During Batting Practice
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriquez was not available for comments after farting during batting practice on Tuesday. Onlookers say the Yankees All-Star 3rd baseman “let one rip” after lacing a pitch into left field. “It almost sounded like someone was trying to start an old jalopy,” said Yankee fan Tyler Putnam, “Frankly, I thought…
David After Dentist (AKA David on Drugs)
Kid goes to dentist, gets drugged up, becomes a young philosopher. David’s father posted this stating the reason behind his child’s bizarre behavior in the title – “David After Dentist,” so you’d probably just assume the dentist is who drugged David, but if you’re into conspiracies, coded messages, and other bullshit, you may have noticed…
Watchmen Film Title Misleading Gay Community
Disappointed gay movie goers are up in arms over the misleading title of the Warner Brothers’ film Watchmen.